Fictional Stories, Real People

At one point in time, Lady Gaga was a terrible musician, and now that she is older she still is. She still wears cracked out outfits to separate herself from society, and the public still sees her as a dork. She is now 75 years old and lives in Hollywood because she still thinks she's a star. She still lives in denial after she got dropped from her recording contract because somebody was able to read her poker face. When she was dropped from her company, she was asked to do a shoot for playboy and it revealed a secret that shocked the world. Along with her fake boobs was also a penis. Lady Gaga didn't see anything wrong with being a man with breast implants, but the public disagreed. She was no longer having bad romances because nobody wanted to be intimate with her. As Lady Gaga didn't know, people don't like to have sex with people who have fake boobs and a penis. Since she is a nymphomaniac, Lady Gaga slipped into depression. She started abusing drugs and alcohol. After sleepless night of snorting cocaine and shooting heroin, she needed to find a companion to support her sex, drugs, and alcohol needs. She ended up spending the rest of her money for a bus ticket to New York, because there are a lot of homosexuals and all-around weird people that live in the city. She ended up finding somebody who loved her fake boobs and penis, this man goes by the name of Perez Hilton. Lady Gaga ended up moving in with Perez Hilton as long as he was able to blog about her to his mentally challenged audience. Perez was losing audience members by blogging about Lady Gaga so he had to blog about the Jersey Shore cast. Soon his hits were sky rocketing. Then tragedy struck when the government came up with a brilliant idea. The government decided to use the Jersey Shore cast and dousche bags alike as suicide bombers to get back at Osama Bin Laden for the 9/11 attacks. This brilliant government intervention left Perez Hilton absolutely nothing interesting to blog about. Perez ended up not having enough money to support Lady Gaga's drug habit and he ended up having to kick her out. Since Lady Gaga had no money and a deadly addiction, she had no choice but to sign up for a spot on celebrity rehab. Nobody has heard of Lady Gaga after she graduated rehab until Perez found this picture of her on eHarmony and decided to blog about it. The title of his blog is "Drugs are Bad."


All characters appearing in this work are fictitous. Any descriptions, resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.